(Yeah you suck
We wanna talk about sex but we're not allowed
Well you may not like it but you better learn how 'cause it's your turn now
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies)

So how should I begin this?
I guess it started when you were with him
And how he never even took you out to dance
But did he fuck with any rhythm?
But now he's playing with your head
But did he ever make you cum?
Did he ever make you cry?
Do the wires in your mind get sewn together
Rubbed and severed by the heat
You don't know how long I could stare into your picture
And wish that it was me
I guess it's different cause you love him
But I've got an interactive
Sick and twisted imagination
And that's gotta count for something

(We wanna talk about sex but we're not allowed
Well you may not like it but you'd better learn how 'cause it's your turn now
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs)

I dreamt I was standing in your doorstep
Licking sweat off of your forehead
With your finger in my mouth
And the sound when leather jackets hit the ground
You should hear when you're not around
When it's just us horny poets
Who can't wait to write it down
And swear we were only being honest
Do you like these little sonnets
Cause I wrote them just for you
But how quickly they turn sour
So be careful who you screw
And never call
And I'm starting to suspect
You don't intend to do anything you say at all

(We wanna talk about sex but we're not allowed
Well you may not like it but you'd better learn how 'cause it's your turn now
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies)

(All by himself, sittin' alone
I hope we're still friends, yeah, I hope you don't mind)

(All by himself, sittin' alone
I hope we're still friends, yeah, I hope you don't mind)

(All by himself, sittin' alone
I hope we're still friends, yeah, I hope you don't mind)

(All by himself, sittin' alone
I hope we're still friends, yeah, I hope you don't mind)

(All by himself, sittin' alone
I hope we're still friends, yeah, I hope you don't mind)

(All by himself, sittin' alone
I hope we're still friends, yeah, I hope you don't mind)

(All by himself, sittin' alone
I hope we're still friends, yeah, I hope you don't mind)

(All by himself, sittin' alone
I hope we're still friends, yeah, I hope you don't mind)

My girl Liddy used to always smoke
Cigarettes when she couldn't sleep
She'd disappear for an hour and a half
And when she'd come back she'd brush her teeth
But I could still smell it on her raggedy tee
And I could taste it on her lips when we kissed
Poor little Liddy used to always quit
But she never really quit
She'd just say she did

My girl Liddy used to always smoke
Cigarettes when she couldn't sleep
I wonder what she did when she got done
I guess she'd just flick them out in the street
Poor little Liddy, she wishes it was dark
But it's never really dark in LA
The light from the billboard always shines
But it changed twelve times since you went away