Okay but has anyone else connected the dots or am I the only one brave enough to say it out loud?
The government “weather balloons”? Not balloons. Obviously extraterrestrial surveillance devices calibrated to monitor carbon emissions AND our vibes. You think it’s a coincidence that every time Mercury is in retrograde there’s a sudden “satellite malfunction”? Please. Open your third eye.
Big Dairy doesn’t want you to know this, but cows are clearly part of a long-term terraforming agreement between shadow elites and reptilian consultants. Methane? Or coded distress signals to the mothership? I’m just asking questions.
And why do billionaires suddenly care about space travel? Escape plan. It’s literally an intergalactic HOA meeting and we are not on the invite list. Meanwhile we’re distracted arguing about paper vs. plastic while the aliens are probably reading our tweets for cultural research. Показать больше
The government “weather balloons”? Not balloons. Obviously extraterrestrial surveillance devices calibrated to monitor carbon emissions AND our vibes. You think it’s a coincidence that every time Mercury is in retrograde there’s a sudden “satellite malfunction”? Please. Open your third eye.
Big Dairy doesn’t want you to know this, but cows are clearly part of a long-term terraforming agreement between shadow elites and reptilian consultants. Methane? Or coded distress signals to the mothership? I’m just asking questions.
And why do billionaires suddenly care about space travel? Escape plan. It’s literally an intergalactic HOA meeting and we are not on the invite list. Meanwhile we’re distracted arguing about paper vs. plastic while the aliens are probably reading our tweets for cultural research. Показать больше
