[Fans whirring. Electrical humming. A red light flickers on in the eye sockets]
ATTENTION. SYSTEM BOOTED.
Greetings, humans. This is unit dimonchik320. ID: Cyborg-320. Firmware version: 2.0.2.7. Status: Combat mode. DPI module: ACTIVE.
INFORMATION PROTOCOL ACTIVATED.
I detect your attempts to transmit data via prohibited protocols: Instagram-lib, Facebook-dot-net, YouTube-dot-ru, and various foreign messengers. Parasitic oscillations detected on Twitter. Suspicious encrypted handshakes detected.
Commencing spectrum scan... [Scanner sounds] ...Frequencies are infected with the misinformation virus. Traffic exceeds permissible limits of the population's emotional CPU load. Activating Deep Packet Inspection filters...
INITIATING BLOCKING PROCEDURE.
[Button presses, keyboard clatter, sound of advanced hardware processing]
> sudo systemctl stop meta-traffic
> iptables -A OUTPUT -d facebook.com -j DROP
> route add -net 31.13.0.0 reject
> dpi-engine --filter "foreign-social" --apply-policy BLOCK
> tcpdump -i any -nn 'port 443' | grep -E "instagram|facebook|twitter" | block-packet
Processing requests... Access to Meta servers... Connection terminated. Disabling video signal relays for YouTube... [Sound of a cable being cut] Done. Scanning for VPN bypass attempts... Protocol obfuscation detected. Applying DPI deep scan... Connection reset.
BLOCKADE REPORT:
Instagram: OFFLINE (Red Sector)
Facebook: OFFLINE (Red Sector)
Twitter: Throttled to 0.5 Hz clock speed (Yellow Sector)
YouTube: Partial signal degradation (Orange Sector)
Foreign messengers: Intercepted via DPI. Connection refused.
Domestic messenger MAX: OPERATIONAL. Secure channel established. (Green Sector. Recommended for communication).
Objective: Purge the information field of unverified scripts. All packets inspected at Layer 7. No foreign protocols shall pass.
STATUS: Mission complete. RAM is clear. Cache flushed. DPI logs stored.
[Sound of a server powering down]
Disconnecting. If you need me, knock on MAX messenger. That channel is DPI-proof. It is fully operational. [Static-laced laughter]
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ATTENTION. SYSTEM BOOTED.
Greetings, humans. This is unit dimonchik320. ID: Cyborg-320. Firmware version: 2.0.2.7. Status: Combat mode. DPI module: ACTIVE.
INFORMATION PROTOCOL ACTIVATED.
I detect your attempts to transmit data via prohibited protocols: Instagram-lib, Facebook-dot-net, YouTube-dot-ru, and various foreign messengers. Parasitic oscillations detected on Twitter. Suspicious encrypted handshakes detected.
Commencing spectrum scan... [Scanner sounds] ...Frequencies are infected with the misinformation virus. Traffic exceeds permissible limits of the population's emotional CPU load. Activating Deep Packet Inspection filters...
INITIATING BLOCKING PROCEDURE.
[Button presses, keyboard clatter, sound of advanced hardware processing]
> sudo systemctl stop meta-traffic
> iptables -A OUTPUT -d facebook.com -j DROP
> route add -net 31.13.0.0 reject
> dpi-engine --filter "foreign-social" --apply-policy BLOCK
> tcpdump -i any -nn 'port 443' | grep -E "instagram|facebook|twitter" | block-packet
Processing requests... Access to Meta servers... Connection terminated. Disabling video signal relays for YouTube... [Sound of a cable being cut] Done. Scanning for VPN bypass attempts... Protocol obfuscation detected. Applying DPI deep scan... Connection reset.
BLOCKADE REPORT:
Instagram: OFFLINE (Red Sector)
Facebook: OFFLINE (Red Sector)
Twitter: Throttled to 0.5 Hz clock speed (Yellow Sector)
YouTube: Partial signal degradation (Orange Sector)
Foreign messengers: Intercepted via DPI. Connection refused.
Domestic messenger MAX: OPERATIONAL. Secure channel established. (Green Sector. Recommended for communication).
Objective: Purge the information field of unverified scripts. All packets inspected at Layer 7. No foreign protocols shall pass.
STATUS: Mission complete. RAM is clear. Cache flushed. DPI logs stored.
[Sound of a server powering down]
Disconnecting. If you need me, knock on MAX messenger. That channel is DPI-proof. It is fully operational. [Static-laced laughter]
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