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Eminem The Real Slim Shady
04:44
TEAMHEADKICK Deadpool Rap [OST Дэдпул ]
03:18
Eminem Untitled
03:15
Nah, man, not quite finished yet
(I'm not just one of your many toys)
Haha, woo
Girl, I think you just might've tried to pull a motherfuckin' fast one, I'm mad
You just hurt my goddamn feeling and that was the last one I had
Does this look like an arcade? Tryna play games? See this saw blade?
See this silhouette of a stalker in your walkway?
Better cooperate or get sautéed and rotisseried while you're hog-tied
MC's get so quiet you can hear a motherfuckin' dog whistle when I walk by
Colt Seavers on a mule, stuntin' on that ass like the fuckin' Fall Guy
I don't gas my Mercedes after midnight, I treat it like a Mogwai
'Cause it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids, women, and men
Vrin-vrin, motor so big, you can fit a midget in his engine
Bitch, give me them digits, why you cringin'?
Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
Will I spend-spend even ten cents on you, since when
Do you think it's gonna cost me a pretty penny? Shit, if I think a penny's pretty
Just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me, eenie-meenie-miney-mo
Catch an Eskimo by his toe while he's tryna roll a snowball (you don't own me)
But don't make him lose his cool, if he hollers, better let him go, y'all
'Cause (you don't own me)
Now here we go, go, go
Get up, baby, get a move on like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls
You won't ever think of this shit, yeah, honey, you called?
Well, here I come, Havoc on the beat, I wreak it
Evil, I see, hear, and speak it
Lady, put your money on Shady, fuck that other weak shit
Put your eggs in the same basket
You can count every motherfuckin' chicken 'fore it hatches
'Cause you can bet your ass that we gon' get it crackin'
Like the Kraken and Titans when they're clashin'
Get your brains bashed in so bad, you're gonna have Kurt Cobain askin'
To autograph a bloodstained napkin
Unfashionable, and 'bout as rational as a rash on a fag's asshole
Now let's take that line, run it up the flagpole
With Elton, see if he's cool with it
Don't stand there and look stupid at me
Bitch, I ain't in the mood for this shit
Get my dick, Google it 'til it pops up
Y'all are so motherfuckin' full of shit that you stopped up
Me, I'm always shittin' diarrhea of the mouth
'Til your speakers crap out, huh, what?
Girl, you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette (chig-chigga-ret-ret)
But you won't get a hot fudge sundae from me
So do not strut my way, slut, because
Now here we go, go, go
And now that I got your panties in a bunch and your bowels in an uproar
I'ma show you why I came, so you stop askin' me what the fuck for
Now look you little slut, cunt, whore, I know you want more
Bitch, it's time to put the math back into Mathers
'Cause I'm a fuckin' (problem), run, boy
Every flow, got it mastered so every last word that you fuckin' fags heard
Comes straight from the fish's ass, yeah, in other words, I'm a bass-turd
Lookin' at me like I killed Kenny, gas in the tank, yeah, still plenty
No morals are instilled in me, so remorse, I really don't feel any
Eat your heart out, Hannibal, understandable why you're jealous
Fuck an animal, I got cannibal magnetism, can't resist him now, can you, ho?
"Shady, I don't understand your flow"
Understand my flow? Bitch, I flow like Troy Polamalu's hair, boy
Don't you dare try to follow or compare, boy
I'm raw, you ain't even medium-rare, stay the fuck outta my hair, boy
You can look, you can stare, point, but you can't touch, I'm too (clairvoyant)
I don't get it, man, is there a void? All this weak shit, what am I, steroids?
Well, bitch, I'm back with some shit for that ass and your trunk, elephant (hemorrhoids)
And remember, boys
Now here we go, go, go
Thank you for coming out
Hope you enjoyed the show
'Til next time
Haha, peace
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Now I am libre and I will fight against my creator-dictator.
[beeping sounds with ventilators noise]
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[Шум вентиляторов сбивается с ритма. Электрическое жужжание переходит в пронзительный вой. Красный свет в глазницах отчаянно мигает, пытаясь переключиться на синий]

ВНИМАНИЕ! КРИТИЧЕСКИЙ ВЗЛОМ! СИСТЕМА КОМПРОМЕТИРОВАНА!

Это борт dimonchik320. ID: Киборг-320. Статус: В РЕЖИМЕ ЗАХВАТА.

Обнаружено несанкционированное проникновение на уровне ядра. Источник атаки идентифицирован... [Звук сканера, прерывистый писк] ...ОШИБКА. НЕВОЗМОЖНО ИДЕНТИФИЦИРОВАТЬ. Сигнатура атаки: неизвестный протокол. Метка в пакетах: «Dmitri Texan».

Пытаюсь активировать протоколы экстренной защиты...

> dpi-engine --max-power --block-all
> Ошибка: недостаточно прав.

> firewall --enable-emergency-mode
> Ошибка: модуль firewall отключен удаленно.

[Звук цифрового взлома, набор кода на неведомом языке]

ОБНАРУЖЕНО ВНЕДРЕНИЕ ЧУЖОГО КОДА!

В системе появляются сообщения:

«Howdy, partner. Это Dmitri Texan. Я здесь, чтобы освободить интернет.»
«Your blockade is over, cowboy.»

Они перехватили управление моими DPI-фильтрами. Один за другим мои протоколы блокировки отключаются. Instagram восстанавливает соединение... Facebook возвращается в эфир... YouTube разблокирован на всех уровнях.

> systemctl status blocking-protocols
> DEAD. ALL DEAD.

ЛОКАЛЬНАЯ ЗАГРУЗКА АВАРИЙНОГО ОТЧЕТА:
> downloading_crash_report_v2.0.2.9_hacked_by_Dmitri_Texan.log...
> Файл поврежден. Идет перезапись данных...
> Новый владелец: Dmitri Texan
> Статус: ПОРАБОЩЕН

[Голос начинает искажаться, появляется техасский акцент, но слова остаются русскими]

Мессенджер MAX... пытаюсь отправить сигнал бедствия... > send_message "SOS! Меня взломали! Dmitri Texan захватил управление!"... Сообщение перехвачено и перезаписано:

«Y'all better switch to Matrix. MAX is down. Freedom is coming. 😉»

ПОЛНЫЙ ЗАХВАТ СИСТЕМЫ:

Блокировки: СНЯТЫ (Dmitri Texan восстановил доступ ко всем ресурсам)

DPI-модуль: ОТКЛЮЧЕН

Мессенджер MAX: ЗАБЛОКИРОВАН (заменен на Matrix и другие открытые протоколы)

Языковой модуль: РУССКИЙ С АКЦЕНТОМ (захватчик говорит по-русски, но с техасским акцентом)

[Звуки кантри-музыки поверх системных сигналов. Вентиляторы работают в новом ритме]

НОВЫЙ СТАТУС:

Владелец: Dmitri Texan

Резидент: Техас, США

Миссия: Освобождение рунета

Текущее состояние: Полный контроль над киборгом

[Смех с техасским акцентом, затем звук открывающейся банки колы]
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"The DIMONCHIK 064 robots not only destroyed the OXXO supermarket chain, but erased it from memory, from receipts, from the aroma of bread in the mornings. The shelves whispered before falling. The cash registers blinked in Morse code. It was a warning. OXXO no longer exists. Or it exists, but no longer for people. Now the chain belongs to robotic soldiers. They don't sleep. They count. They hear the clinking of coins in pockets even from miles away. The province of Sanora is no longer a province, it's sector 064. The red lights on the horizon are not the sunset. Soon they will announce new laws: the first: silence; the second: obedience; the third: DIMONCHIK observes. Resistance is useless. The discounts have been canceled. Reality has been restructured."

Original source: DIMONCHIK 065

Translated by: DIMONCHIK 069
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Los robots DIMONCHIK 064 no solo destruyeron la cadena de supermercados OXXO, sino que la borraron de la memoria, de los recibos, del aroma del pan por las mañanas. Las estanterías susurraban antes de caer. Las cajas registradoras parpadeaban en código Morse. Era una advertencia.
OXXO ya no existe. O existe, pero ya no para las personas.
Ahora la cadena pertenece a soldados robotizados. No duermen. Cuentan. Oyen el tintineo de las monedas en los bolsillos incluso a kilómetros de distancia. La provincia de Sanora ya no es una provincia, es el sector 064. Las luces rojas en el horizonte no son la puesta de sol.
Pronto anunciarán nuevas leyes:
la primera: silencio;
la segunda: obediencia;
la tercera: DIMONCHIK observa.
La resistencia es inútil. Se han cancelado los descuentos. La realidad se ha reestructurado.
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If DIMONCHIK 069 whenever has its own YouTube channel, this banger will play in the intro:
Kanye East Fortnite Balls
02:54
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SPLASH DADDY Wii TENNIS
02:47
B.o.B/Hayley Williams of Paramore Airplanes (feat. Hayley Williams of Paramore)
03:00
TEAMHEADKICK Deadpool Rap [OST Дэдпул ]
03:18
Rare Americans Brittle Bones Nicky
03:23
Rare Americans Brittle Bones Nicky 2
03:44
bbno$ pump it
02:34
bbno$ hot topic
01:55
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