[Verse 1]
If this was a game
I already know that I would come out winning
And I'm not bragging, I'ma be in her
But this bitch really think that I'm 'bout to buy her dinner
My steak good, I got a good cut like splinter
Juicy and hot, such a Black-bitch temper
Now she wanna talk and chop it up like a blender
But I don't give a fuck or even list-en like Schindler
She's cute, but her forehead's big
Got stretch marks like she got four kids
Her legs can't close like the four-doorhinge Bronco
That O.J. killed the white whores with
A wealthy white girl without the facelift
Lure her with expensive dinners and a nice bracelet
Leave the bitch breathless
What the bitch don't know is that I'm a mothafuckin' sellout and a rapist

[Chorus]
Baby, you're an angel
How about we turn this into a fable of some sort?
You already know you're dead
Ironic 'cause your lipstick's red, of course
I stuff you in the trunk, drunk
'Cause all I really wanna do is fuck and snort blow
And snort
Blow

[Verse 2]
If this was a game
I would be considered a motherfucking legend
And I ain't trying to gas you like Chevron
But I'm high as fuck, bitch, you really need to get on my leverage
Now, we're in the cabin, in the middle of ("Uh...")
Tryna find ways to really stuff you in my cabinet
Dreamy little bastard, I done ran out of luck
So now, it's time for a bloody foot, you little rabbit
You're very attractive
And notice that my hat is always the color of cactus
(And I hang with wolves) 'Cause I'm an evil bastard
Pictures of you on my wall
No glue, no tape, but just cum, plastered
Met you at my school, departed at my house
Ended at your panties, started at your blouse
Pushed you downstairs, I took a nap up on the couch
(*Snoring*)
If you wanted a date, don't come
Now, you gotta make it easy for you, don't run
You call this shit "kids?" Well, I call these kids "cum"
And you call this shit "rape," but I think that rape's fun
Wait, now it's about eight-something
It's late, and you stuck down in my base-one
Come downstairs with nothing but a shoe-string
Yeah, bitch, this date's done

[Chorus]
Baby, you're an angel
How about we turn this into a fable of some sort?
You already know you're dead
Ironic 'cause your lipstick's red, of course
I stuff you in the trunk, drunk
'Cause all I really wanna do is fuck and snort blow
And snort (Wanna watch a movie?)
Blow
Baby, you're an angel
How about we turn this into a fable of some sort? (Watch a movie)
You already know you're dead
Ironic 'cause your lipstick's red, of course
I stuff you in the trunk, drunk (Bright lights)
'Cause all I really wanna do is fuck and snort blow
And snort (We could go anywhere)
Blow

[Outro]
I like my girls how I like my drugs:
White
Lord, you're so pretty
Lying in my arms
I just got one request:
Stop breathing

It's all my fault
Everything is wrong with me
What's wrong with me?

You're in my head
Growing like a bad week
A bad week

And oh
You're perfect for a guy like me
A guy like me

No, I never had a chance
With a girl like you

'Cause, oh
You're perfect
In every single way

You're perfect
In everything you do
In everything you say

I'm not here
Even though you see me
You can see me

I'm hollow
My insides are empty
They're empty

It's all my fault
For going and falling in love with you
Even though I told myself I shouldn't
And I knew that if I did, it would only cause
Years of pain

But I did it anyway
I went and I fell in love
With a girl who's perfect for me
She'd be perfect for anyone
But I wish she was with me

And she'll probably hear this
But I can't tell her it's about her
I'll just have to hope she knows
I'll have to hope she knows

It's all my fault
I should've cut her off
When I had the chance

Every day with you
Is like a dream
I don't want to wake up
I don't want to wake up

And I think that that's
My biggest fear
That I’m gonna wake up
And none of this is real

I still taste your tongue
In my throat
When I put on my coat
When I go out the door

I still feel your fingers
In my hair
No matter where
I am

And please let me stay
For another while
I know it's getting late
But you feel so nice