Hey critic!
Our music is too simple for ya
Are you insulted?
So get the phone and call your lawyer
You're so angry
Like we killed your wife, raped your daughter
So what do ya, what do ya, what do ya want from me??
Hey producer!
Go change the sound of someone else's
We're not gonna
Lick your fat big label's asses
You're so clicheyed
You forgot how to like the music
So what do ya, what do ya, what do ya want from me??

Why do you torture yourself?
Turn that shit off and go to hell!

Rock and roll
Over and over again
Boys and girls
Just wanna party so don't stand
Like a damn statue

Hey sceptic!
You like the sound that's not so dirty
You're gonna listen
And forget like y'all forgot 'bout "Lordi"
Stop bitchin'
Relax and just have fun with us
So what do ya, what do ya, what do ya want from me??
Hey hipster!
One day you're gonna be a parent
And what will you
Tell your kids about what's happened?
So say that you
Jumped with "Lenin Was A Zombie"
Higher and higher and higher and just had fun!

Why do you torture yourself?
Turn that shit off and go to hell!

Rock and roll
Over and over again
Boys and girls
Just wanna party so don't stand
Like a damn statue

Just have fun
Just have fun
Just have fun
Just have fun

Rock and roll
Over and over again
Boys and girls
Just wanna party so don't stand
Like a damn statue

Скажи мне где ты будешь когда я издам последний вздох
Кто будет обнимать тебя, пока я под землей
Ты незаменима для меня, меня заменит кто угодно
Знаешь эти мысли стали мне как будто вторым домом

Прости, но мне придётся
Расстаться с тобой при всех
Мне скучно стало снова
Задрал твой вонючий секс

Я гуляю с кем хочу, а с кем ты хочешь чтоб гулял?
Пока был связан любовью, все карманы по нулям
Сплю в обнимку я с доскою как строитель по ночам
Намозолил себе пальцы, чьи-то ноги на плечах
Ты хотела быть принцессой при больших деньгах
Жаль я не знаю места романтичней чем Макдак

Скажи мне где ты будешь когда я издам последний вздох
Кто будет обнимать тебя, пока я под землей
Ты незаменима для меня, меня заменит кто угодно
Эти мысли стали мне как будто вторым домом

Прости, но мне придётся
Расстаться с тобой при всех
Мне скучно стало снова
Задрал твой вонючий секс

Почему же я кретин
Просто потонувший лебедь это символ нашей любви
Ну почему же я дурак
Просто этот мертвый голубь так похож на тебя
Твои красивые глаза похожи на две пиццы
И я безумно рад что кто-то на тебя косится

Скажи мне где ты будешь когда я издам последний вздох
Кто будет обнимать тебя, пока я под землей
Ты незаменима для меня, меня заменит кто угодно
Эти мысли стали мне как будто вторым домом

Прости, но мне придётся
Расстаться с тобой при всех
Мне скучно стало снова
Задрал твой вонючий секс
Прости, но мне придётся
Расстаться с тобой при всех
Мне скучно стало снова
Задрал твой вонючий секс

Check, ONE, ONE, TWO

I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes, then you'll see the size of the flames (Size of 'em)
Dwellin' on the past, (Past) it's burnin' on my brain (Hot)
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain (learn from the pain)
Hey, I think about the day (Days)
My girlie ran away with my pay when fellas came to (Play) play
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked (Ooh)
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat, hey

Like a chump
(Hey) I'm like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey) I'm like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey)

Should I be feelin' bad? (No)
Should I be feelin' good? (No)
It's kinda sad, I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
And you would think that I'd be movin' on (Move it)
But I'm a sucker, like I said, fucked up in the head, not
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break, my heart'll ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I WON'T LIE, THAT I CAN'T DENY

I did it all for the nookie (Come on)
The nookie (Come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (YEAH!)
I did it all for the nookie (Come on)
The nookie (Come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (YEAH!)

Why did it take so long? (Why?)
Why did I wait so long, huh?
To figure it out, but I did it
And I'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it (who didn't get it)
I can't believe that I could be deceived (But you were)
By my so-called girl, but in reality
Had a hidden agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender, and still, I surrendered

(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey) I'm like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey) I'm like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump
(Hey) Like a chump

I did it all for the nookie (Come on)
The nookie (Come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (YEAH!)
I did it all for the nookie (Come on)
The nookie (Come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (Yeah)
Stick it up your (YEAH!)

I'm only human
It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They'll tell you, "Just let it go"
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone, leave me alone
Leave me alone, leave me alone
Just leave me alone
GO!

♫

And nothing gonna change, 'cause you can go away
I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same
And nothing gonna change, 'cause you can go away
And I'm just gonna stay here and always be the same
And nothing gonna change, 'cause you can go away
And I'm just gonna staааааyyyyyyyyy

I did it all for the nookie (Come on)
The nookie (Come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (YEAH!)
Stick it up your (YEAH!)
Stick it up your (YEAH!)
Stick it up your (YEAH!)
I did it all for the nookie (Come on)
The nookie (Come on)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (YEAH!)
Stick it up your (YEAH!)
Stick it up your (YEAH!)
Stick it up your (YEAH!)