1994

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet.
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket.

Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker.
Retro-fit the pudding hatch (ooh la la)
With the boink swatter.

If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten.
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston.

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle.
Cannonball the fiddle cove (ooh la la)
With the pork steeple,

If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Pronto
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2005

Composed RSM
All tracks rec. 1978 (177 Park St. 3rd Floor, Montclair NJ)

**lyrics**
Hi, it's great to be back with you
I am feeling well
Mind if I just sing
I'll start upon hearing the bell

Mummy's baking birthday bread
And daddy's drink destroys his head
And little distant cousin's asleep
But I'm a cool daddio
Cool daddio

Bubba's busy masturbating
Sissy's sewing sweaters
So her fine fiance fits in the sheep
But I'm a cool daddio
Cool daddio

You should see my fancy outfit
You should see their eyes

Mummy's polishing pottery
And daddy wins the lottery
And grandma's little nephew's in bed
But I'm a cool daddio
Cool daddio

Bubba's boring Barbara
And Sissy's in the shower
Shaving stubbles like her fiance said
Cool daddio (That's me)
Yet I'm a cool daddio

I'm so debonair
But I don't care to stick around
(So I'm gettin' outta here)

Mummy begs for me to stay
And daddy says to go away
And littlе distant cousin woke up
I'm still a cool daddio

Everyone just sеttle down
And listen to my song

Bubba's breaking bureau shelves
And sissy is proud of herself
Because her fiance is choked up
Cool daddio
I'm just a cool daddio

But I'm a cool daddio
Cool daddio
I'm just a cool daddio
Cool daddio
***
1978